Don't offer me advice;

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• Never give advice unless asked.
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• I work for the IRS...
  give me all your money...
• When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants,
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• My Little Chickadee Let me give you one word of advice:
  never give a sucker an even break. --W.C....
• Make me an offer.
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