BASTARD
Commonly used word for an illegitimate person. Approximately 98% of
traffic wardens are illegitimate. As are 87% of bank managers, 93%
of lawyers, and 97% of politicians. There is an Worldwide Society
of Bastards, who regularly appoint their members to the
International Order of Bastard. As you may have guessed, Inspector
Unnecessary-Violence is a member of this noble league.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
