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Babylon's 1 through 3 were sabotaged and destroyed.
Baby needs a new pair of shoes. -- Data, "The Royale", stardate 42625.4
Baby oil is NOT made by squeezing dead babies!
Baby On Board.
Baby on board. Just means five more points.
Baby on Board, Mom on Valium.
Baby philosophy: If it stinks, change it.
Baby's heads have no hair, Old men's heads are just as bare
Between the cradle and the grave, Lies a haircut and a shave....
Babysitter: A person who gets paid for emptying your fridge, deep freeze, kitchen cabinets, and who asks you for money to reimburse the Pizza delivery person.
Babysitters charge by the hour.
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