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Bacchus, ever fair and ever young. -- John Dryden (1631-1700) -- Alexander's Feast, Line 54
BACCHUS, n. A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.
Bacchus, that first from out the purple grape Crush'd the sweet poison of misused wine.
-- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Comus, Line 46...
Bach did it with the organ.
Bachelor cooking is a matter of attitude. If you think of it as setting fire to things and making a mess, it's fun.
It's not so much fun if you think of it as dinner ... Nomenclature is an importa...
Bachelorhood should be taxed, such happiness is valuable.
Bachelor: one who never Mrs. a girl.
Bachelor: plays the field until the field comes in.
Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives. -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)...

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