Babysitter: A Person Who Gets Paid For Emptying Your Fridge, Deep Freeze, Kitchen Cabinets, And Who Asks You For Money To Reimburse The Pizza Delivery Person.

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Babysitter: A person who gets paid for emptying your fridge, deep freeze,
kitchen cabinets, and who asks you for money to reimburse the Pizza
delivery person.

Plumber: A person who comes to your home and asks you if you own it free and clear, before he goes out to the truck to bring in tools.
A banker is a person who lends you an umbrella when it is dry and asks for it back when it starts raining.
A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.
Is a person who gets drunk on pasta a spaghetti souse?

Babysitter: A Person Who Gets Paid For Emptying Your Fridge, Deep Freeze, Kitchen Cabinets, And Who Asks You For Money To Reimburse The Pizza Delivery Person.

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