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Wretched woman to both assault my genetailia and deny me the chance to lie about it later!
(You know, that is one whopper of an out-of-context quote.) -- Mike Shapiro....
Wrigley mortis: the effect of a cold drink on chewing gum.
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
Write a book if you can't read a book!
Write all adverbial forms correct.
Write all complaints legibly in this space -< []
Write books only if you are going to say in them the things you would never dare confide to anyone.
-- E.M. Ciora...
Write down the advice of him who loves you, thou you like it not at present.
Write down the thougths of the moment. Those that come unsought for are commonly the most valuable.
-- Francis Baco...
Write home; they miss you.

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