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• Lisa: I can't believe it, Bart. I'd always thought Jessica was so sweet!
  Bart: She's like a Milk Dud, Lis: sweet on the outside, poison on the inside....
• Under the greenwood tree Who loves to lie with me. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act ii, Sc.
  5...
• A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
• Better to marry a man who loves you than one you love.
• If you meet somebody who tells you that he loves you more than anybody in the whole wide world, don't trust him.
  It means he experiments....
• Advice is like mushrooms; if you aren't careful, you will get a lot of B.S.