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• I love women....I'm just not sure if I could eat a whole one!
• I don't stoop to conquer - I merely conquer.
• Everyone is a genius. It's just that some people are too stupid to realize it.
• You spell 'knife' with a 'k'. I spell 'knife' with an 'n', but then I never could spell.
  -- Troi and Picard, "The Big Goodbye", stardate 41997.7...
• SNIGLET. Definition of Wondracide: The act of murdering a piece of bread with a knife and cold butter.
• JAPAN is a WONDERFUL planet -- I wonder if we'll ever reach their level of COMPARATIVE SHOPPING.
  .. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Ignorance can be cured. Stupid is forever.