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• REFERENCE The academic way of copying what someone else has written.
  The best references don't actually exist. Which means they can say precisely what you want them to say....
• AND NOW A QUICK COMPUTER JOKE " Life's a batch, then you DIR " -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA.
• ODD Odd things that you don't want people find in your house include
• QUANTUM SUFFICIT The type of phrase that makes you wonder if this language would be any better off if there was someone in charge who had power of veto over the introduction of new words.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• We would like to appeal to all parents who own ferocious dogs - please think before leaving the dog near the baby.
  Wouldn't it be better to leave the baby outside the house?...
• BASTARD Commonly used word for an illegitimate person.
  Approximately 98% of traffic wardens are illegitimate....
• ACCOUNTANTS! Problems balancing the books? Got a few figures you want to get rid of?
  If *you've* got numbers that you'd like to disappear, why not call FASCIST ARSON SERVICES....
• KOALA Small furry Australian marsupial. Don't believe what you see on the telly, these are vicious little bastards.
  They'll quite happily claw you to death then piss all over you if you don't give them a Eucalyptus leaf to eat....
• VENTRILOQUIST Someone whose antics you get sick of after just a few minutes, and want to throw a bucket of water over just to see their dummy make blubbering noises.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...