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Worf, fire at will! Oh it's YOU Myra. Worf, fire at Myra!
Worf hides for days knowing his bumps have gone flat.
Worf: "Hmm, I'm beginning to see the appeal of this program.
-- "A Fistful Of Datas", Stardate unknow...
Worf: "I believe I know why our messages are not being answered.
Gowron has been rewriting Klingon history." Rike...
Worf: "If the gravitational field was not functioning, how could these men be walking?
Klingon: "They appeared to be wearing magnetic boots....
Worf, is this your idea of sex? This is sex, but I have no place for it in my life now.
No place microbrain? What possesses you? -- Geordi, Worf, and Q, "Hide and Q", stardate 41590.5...
Worf: "I've just completed a survey of our tactical systems.
We are equipped with ten phaser banks, two-hundred and fifty photon torpedoes, and a high- capacity shield grid....
Worf: "I wish to note for the record that the evidence against my clients is entirely circumstantial.
I *beg* the court to consider this, when pronouncing its sentence." Judge: "So noted." -- "STV...
Worf just needs a good hug.
Worf: "Klingons do not allow themselves to be...probed." -- "Violations", Stardate 45429.3

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