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WINDOWS '95 AIRLINES The terminal is very neat and clean, the attendants are all very attractive and the pilots very capable.
The fleet is immense. After your plane arrives 6 months late, you begi...
Windows 95: The Dracula of Operating Systems--it sucks up all your memory, bleeds your hard drive dry, and only works an average of 12 hours out of every 24.
Windows: Ability to screw up 2 things at the same time.
Windows - About as useful as airbrakes on a turtle.
Windows accelerator: Truck doing 90 with windows tied to bumper.
Windows: A cute clown suit for DOS.
Windows: All form and no substance.
WINDOWS - A "MAKE WORK" project for computers!
Windows - A method of dividing a computer screen into two or more unusably tiny portions.
-- From the Government Computer News, November 21, 1988 Issue...
Windows: an 80486 to XT Conversion Kit.

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