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• Multitasking: The ability to screw up several things at once.
• To err is human, to really screw up takes Windows.
• Two things that usually show up around the same time, spider webs and company.
• The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function.
  -- F. Scott Fitzgerald...
• The difference between the Laws of Nature and Murphy's Law is that with the Laws of Nature you can count on things screwing up the same way every time.
  -- The Reliability Principle...
• What If Bill Gates Was a Stand-Up Comedian? 1. None of his jokes would be funny.
  2. Subliminal message hyping Microsoft and Windows 98 would be inserted throughout his performance....
• balling up: (1) transforming crampons into short skis.
  (2) fun and games at increasingly higher altitudes....
• Windows 95 really does have pre-emptive multitasking: It can boot and crash at the same time.