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Will work for sex. -- Bumpersticke
Will write shell scripts for food.
Will write Windows apps for food.
Will you come quietly, or shall I use ear plugs?
Will you dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
Will you loan me $20.00 and only give me ten of it?
That way, you will owe me ten, and I'll owe you ten, and we'll be even!...
Will you paint the black sky blue? Just like your shoes...
Will you promise not to get mad if I ask you something?
-- One of the world's worst questions -- Jane Goodsell...
Will your answer to this question be no?
Will your long-winded speeches never end? What ails you that you keep on arguing? -- Job 16:3

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