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• Will write shell scripts for food.
• If you want it done right, don't write it for Windows.
• My Sin Apps are missing.
• Tofu--what is that stuff? It's like spackling compound.
  It's like chickpeas and grout. Food should not caulk windows. -- Billiam Coronel...
• How many Windows programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  472. One to write WinGetLight BulbHandle, one to write WinQueryStatusLight Bulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle....
• demo mode n. 1. [Sun] The state of being heads down in order to finish code in time for a demo, usually due yesterday.
  2. A mode in which video games sit by themselves running through a portion of the game, also known as `attract mode'....
• We've done Win apps..but we didn't inhale! -- P. Kah
• OS/2 /O S too/ n. The anointed successor to MS-DOS for Intel 286- and 386-based micro
  proof that IBM/Microsoft couldn't get it right the second time, either....
• Windows? WINDOWS?!? Hahahahahehehehehohohoho...