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Who needs Tag lines, Anyway???
Who needs to diet? Download a virus to remove the FAT.
Who needs to do the weather? There are so many health clubs that need a spokesman.
Who needs TV... have modem.
Who needs Valium when you have a cat you can pet!
Who ne'er his bread in sorrow ate, Who ne'er the mournful midnight hours Weeping upon his bed has sate, He knows you not, ye Heavenly Powers.
-- Henry W. Longfellow (1807-1882) -- Motto, Hyperio...
Who ne'er knew joy but friendship might divide, Or gave his father grief but when he died.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Epitaph on the Hon. S. Harcou...
Who ne'er knew salt, or heard the billows roar.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Odyssey of Homer, Book xi, Line 153...
Who never ate his bread in sorrow, Who never spent the darksome hours Weeping, and watching for the morrow,-- He knows ye not, ye gloomy Powers.
-- Goethe (1749-1832) -- Wilhelm Meister, Book ii...
Whoops, I formatted the root disk.

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