Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Who put the booger on my beer mug?
Who put the fly in Mrs. Murphy's chowder?
Who put these under the phone? -- Forester, Planet of Gia
Who ran Through each mode of the lyre, and was master of all.
-- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- On the Death of Sherida...
Who ran to help me when I fell, And would some pretty story tell, Or kiss the place to make it well?
My mother. -- Jane Taylor (1783-1824) -- My Mothe...
Who reformatted the root disk?
Whore House: You F**k 'em, we'll suck 'em!
Who remembers the Armenians? The world did nothing then.
It will do nothing now....
Who remembers when Saturns were rockets, not cars?
Whores solicit. Solicitors ...? Agents get a percentage!

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