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Who needs a real life when I have a modem?
Who needs astrology? The wise man gets by on fortune cookies. -- Edward Abbey
Who needs comedians? Journalists are much more laughable!
Who needs dignity when you can be in the show business?
Who needs drugs? I go broke buying Sci-Fi!
Who needs fantasy when you can have physics?
Who needs friends when you can sit alone in your room and drink?
Who needs lime jello? We had lasagna... -- In Joke Hall of Fame
Who needs more than 1024K? - Megan Byte
Who needs rational when your toes curl up?
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