Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Who in life's battle firm doth stand Shall bear hope's tender blossoms Into the silent land!
-- J. G. Von Salis (1762-1834) -- The Silent Land...
Who in the name of God would bring a half-eaten eight-ounce jar of Hellman's mayonnaise to a public meeting?
-- Tom Wolfe, "Bonfire of the Vanitie...
Who in the world is Carmen San Diego?
Who invented cottage cheese? And how did they know when they were done?
It looks like it's already been eaten. Never buy anything you have to order by the size of its curd....
Who invented dehydrated water?
Who invented Taglines anyway??? What a waste!
Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts! -- Andy Andrew
Who invited all these tacky people?
Who is actually sponsoring this message?
Who is Dr. Who?

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