While You're Waiting, Read The Free Novel We Sent You.
While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you.
It's a Spanish story about a guy named `Manual'.
The Algol compiler used at Case Institute of Technology, after finding 25 errors in the source (e.
g., like you spelled BEGIN as BEGNI), would print "At this point, we suggest you try re-reading the manual....
If Windows is User-Friendly, why do you need to read a 678-page manual?
Read the manual before entering the cave - You might get killed otherwise.
If at first you don't succeed, read the manual Montgomery's Maxim
Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you. -- Spanish proverb
I scrambled to the top of the precipice where Nick was waiting.
That was fun," I said. "You bet it was," said Nick....
Congratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine device that would give you thousands of years of trouble-free service
except that you undoubtably will destroy it via some typical bonehead consumer maneuver....