Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Where in the world is Sam "SLED" Wilmot?
Where is an elephants sex organ? In his feet -- if he steps on you, you're fucked.
Where is Denver? Denver is just below the O in Colorado.
Where is Ed and the $20 million?
Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? -- Henry Ward Beeche
Where is Kano? Where is Sonya? Is Kitana Available?
Where is Mr. Smith. Making room for more beer.
WHeRe is ThaT DArN ShIfT keY?
Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge?
Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? -- T. S. Eliot, Choruses from the Rock...

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