Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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What this country needs is a law that when children grow up and leave home they have to take their dogs, cats, turtles, snakes and canaries with them.
-- Bill Vaugh...
What this country needs is a politician that gives trading stamps.
What this country needs is a safety net for people who jump to conclusions. -- B. M. Smith
What this country needs is a song for unsung heros. -- Angie Papadaki
What this country needs is a toller hog, for people to live higher off. -- Don Riley
What this country needs is a transmission that will shift the blame. -- Louis Ginsberg
What this country needs is more leaders who know what this country needs.
What this country needs is more unemployed politicians.
What this country needs is radicals who will stay that way regardless of the creeping years.
-- John Fische...
What this country really needs badly is a handful of politicians that are filled with cold or at least cool air.

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