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• We now return you to...The Thread That Would Not Die.
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• This is a test. Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror, and you would not have been informed.
• Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror, and you would not have been informed.
• Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror, and you would not have been informed.