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We haven't the time to take our time. -- Eugene Ionesco
We have oftener than once endeavoured to attach some meaning to that aphorism, vulgarly imputed to Shaftesbury, which however we can find nowhere in his works, that "ridicule is the test of truth.
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We have only one bathroom, so you'll have to take pot luck. -- Frank Sulliva
We have only two things to worry about: That things will never get back to normal, and that they already have.
We have our spasms of revolt, our flarings up of peekaboo waists, free love and "art," but a mighty backwash of piety fetches each and every one of them soon or late.
-- H. L. Mencken, The Butte Bash...
We have phasers. I vote we blast 'em! -- Bailey, "The Corbomite Maneuver," stardate 1514.2.
We have read your manuscript with boundless delight.
If we were to publish your paper, it would be impossible for us to publish any work of lower standard....
We have reason to be afraid. This is a terrible place. -- John Berryma
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
-- Lily Tomli...
We have resumed control...we have resumed control...

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