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Wedding-reception food, whether served at tables or presented at a buffet, should be stuff that's easy to throw up, like spaghetti.
-- P. J. O'Rourke...
Wedding Ring: A tourniquet worn on the left hand to stop circulation. -- "Laughs Unlimited
Wedding rings: the world's smallest handcuffs.
Weddings rarely go off without a hitch.
Wedding: The point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.
-- Helen Rowland...
We dedicated ourselves to a powerful idea -- organic law rather than naked power.
There seems to be universal acceptance of that idea in the nation....
We delivered our child via natural childbirth, the procedure invented by a man named Lamaze--the Marquis de Lamaze, a disciple of Dr.
Josef Mengele, who concluded that women could counteract the inc...
We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty! -- Douglas Adams -- Vroomfondel
We demand source because we've been burned too much by its lack, not because we have this desire to add custom hacks to our kernels or utilities.
Believe me, we'd all like to run stock systems, stra...

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