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• Sunbathing: A fry in the ointment. -- "Laughs Unlimited
• Bigamist: A fog over Italy. -- "Laughs Unlimited
• Professor: A textbook wired for sound. -- "Laughs Unlimited
• Theory: A hunch with a college education. -- "Laughs Unlimited
• Movies: A place where people talk behind your back. -- "Laughs Unlimited
• Optimist: A male who thinks she won't try. -- "Laughs Unlimited
• Marriage is a three-ring circus: first, there's the engagement ring, then there's the wedding ring, and finally, the suffering.
  -- Roger Price...
• Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. -- Roger Price
• Let's say your wedding ring falls into your toaster, and when you stick your hand in to retrieve it, you suffer Pain and Suffering as well as Mental Anguish.
  You would sue: * The toaster manufacturer, for failure to include, in the instructions section that says you should never never never ever stick you hand into the toaster, the statement "Not even if your wedding ring falls in there"....