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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.
-- Lt. Col. Gerald Wellman, an ROTC instructor at the MIT -- on the military's ban on gay...
We don't need another book on survival. We have the Boy Scouts Manual.
-- Woody Allen, "Septembe...
We don't need child proof lighters. We need a liberal proof Congress.
We don't need no education, we don't need no thought control. -- Pink Floyd
We don't need no stinkin' badges. -- IRS
We don't need no stinkin' patches!
We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, quoted in the NY Times, July 22, 1989...
We don't really understand it, so we'll give it to the programmers.

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