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Water is composed of oxygin ahd hydrogin. Oxygin is pure, but hydrogin is gin and water.
water knot: rope configuration used by sea cliff climbers who tend to fall a lot.
-- "An Alphabet for Mountaineers", Climbing 1982...
Water: liquid that freezes slippery side up.
Water + Malt + Hops + Yeast = Satisfactio
Watermelon--it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. -- Enrico Caruso
Water my ass! Get this guy some Pepto Bismol!
Water? Never touch the stuff! Fish fuck in it. -- W. C. Field
Water on the mountain: The image of Obstruction. Thus the superior man turns his attention to himself And molds his character.
Water over fire: the image of the condition In After Completion.
Thus the superior man Takes thoughts of misfortune And arms himself against it in advance....
Water over Lake: the image of Limitation. Thus the superior man Creates numbers and measure, And examines the nature of virtue and correct conduct.

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