Warning: Drinking tap water may kill your thirst!
- WARNING from H.M. Govt: Quaffing may be dangerous to your health.
- It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
- Zoidberg: Muy macho. Hey, gringos, here comes El Zoido to ruin your drinking water!
- People often talk of my drinking, but they never speak of my thirst. -- Scottish proverb