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Violinists do it with long strokes.
virgin: adj. Unused; pristine; in a known initial state.
Let's bring up a virgin system and see if it crashes again....
VIRGINIA: A group of beautifully mounted hunters galloping behind baying hounds in pursuit of a union organizer.
Virginia law forbids bathtubs in the house; tubs must be kept in the yard.
Virginia prohibits that any person willfully and negligently permit any unhaltered horse of the age of more than one year to accompany him into any place of public worship.
Virginity can be cured. -- Murphy's laws on sex
Virginity can be cured. Pledge now. Give until it hurts.
Virginity can be lost by a thought. -- St. Jerome (340?-420)
Virginity has it's own rewards - loneliness.
Virginity is a bubble on the sea of life, which takes but one prick to break. -- Jordan Sand

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