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VICE PRESIDENT DAN QUAYLE'S ADVENTURES IN... Pago Pago, April 1989
[Pronounced "Pango Pango" by the natives and "Pogo Pogo" by Mr. Quayle.]...
VICE PRESIDENT DAN QUAYLE'S ADVENTURES IN... Prince William Sound, Alaska, May 1989 [Remarks to oil spill clean-up workers]
"It's a very valuable function and requirement that you're performing, ...
Vice President Dan Quayle says he loves to travel to Africa and wants to see the Amazon River when he is there.
He is planning to do these things the next time he is invited to Toronto....
Vice President Dan Quayle says he never really wanted to be a Republican, he just wanted to live like one.
Vice President Dan Quayle wants to do something significant, and in his quest to accomplish this he went to the morgue in Washington recently and announced that he was ready.
If anyone ever puts a p...
Vice President Dan Quayle won't be in the Office today, since his wife was sick and there was no one else available to dress him.
Vice President Quayle is a leading candidate for an award, as best actor in a still photograph.
Vice repeated like the wandering wind, blows dust in others' eyes. -- William Shakespeare
Vice stings us even in our pleasures, but virtue consoles us, even in our pains. -- Colto
Vice versa - poems about brothels?

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