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• We are doing the right thing and we do not see the bad things.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle pretending he is one of the wise monkeys....
• Vice President Dan Quayle says he never really wanted to be a Republican, he just wanted to live like one.
• Vice President Dan Quayle wants to do something significant, and in his quest to accomplish this he went to the morgue in Washington recently and announced that he was ready.
  If anyone ever puts a price on his head, he should take it....
• All things considered, Dan Quayle is doing a fine job as Vice President.
  He is the best eraser clapper the White House has ever had....
• That's solid. There, you see how much I learned. -- Vice President Dan Quayle when when visiting a welding class at a vocational school in Union, Missouri.
  He welded two scraps of metal together to demonstrate how much he had learned while in the National Guard....
• Vice President Dan Quayle is going to go to Camp David as soon as his mother gets the name tapes sewed into his clothing.
  Says he looks forward to camp experience....
• Certainly, I know what to do, and when I am Vice President -- and I will be -- there will be contingency plans under different sets of situations.
  And I tell you what, I'm not going to go out and hold a news conference about it....
• It is immoral to parent irresponsibly. . . And it doesn't help matters any when prime time TV
  like 'Murphy Brown', a character who is supposed to represent a successful career woman of today, mocks the importance of the father by bearing her child alone, claiming that this is simply another lifestyle choice....
• Some have thought that I perhaps do not care for Dan Quayle as our current Vice President.
  This is incorrect. I love the man so much I literally worship the quicksand he walks on....