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• Try the Moo Shu Pork. It is especially good today.
• Moo.
• Phoebe: Today we're gonna start with some songs about barnyard animals.
  [singing] Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo, Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo....
• Marge: Homer, remember you promised you'd try to limit pork to six servings a week?
  Homer: Marge, I'm only human. Principal Charming...
• Someone will try to honk your nose today.
• Try to explain a flint and steel to today's youth.