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• Be careful to never split infinitives ...
• And new civilizations. To boldly split infinitives!
• Rules for Good Grammar #4. 1: Don't use no double negatives.
  2: Make each pronoun agree with their antecedents....
• Men were real men, women were real women, and small, furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were REAL small, furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.
  Spirits were brave, men boldly split infinitives that no man had split before....
• Men were real men, women were real women, and small, furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were REAL small, furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.
  Spirits were brave, men boldly split infinitives that no man had split before....
• I'm excessively annoying.
• SMILEY |:-| excessively rigid
• To Split, or not to Split: that is the question. -- Amoeba