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• The inmates have taken over the asylum.
• On or about October 19, 1745 a man named Johnathan Swif
  or a spelling near unto this, died, or is said to have died, since the vital signs, the majority of them at least, are alleged not to have been present....
• The following is a letter that recently appeared in the Oak City Gazette, a local newspaper.
  "Membership in Oak City's Civic Club . a club whose primary objective is to discuss local issues ....
• The man who invented the zip fastener was today honored with a lifetime peerage.
  He'll now be known as the Lord of the Flies. -- Ronnie Barke...
• Have you hugged your local gynoterrorist today?
• Grandma: [voice over] We'd met the enemy and it was Montgomery Burns.
  Drastic action _had_ to be taken to stop his war machine!...
• All your files have been destroyed (sorry). -- Paul
• All your files have been destroyed (sorry). Paul.
• Female prison population is only 6% of total inmate