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• A bird in the hand is the best way to eat chicken.
• A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.
• I am the Shadow Man, and *I* will never harm the person under whose bed *I* live.
  "Glad to hear it, my man... Hey, don't stay out too late, and when you get back, make sure you shut the window....
• What happens when you cross a chicken with a banjo? You get a chicken that plucks itself.
• I knew that rubber chicken was gonna get me in trouble.
• Wanna Get Laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!
• Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To see his friend Gregory peck.
  Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide....