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Tonight's Forecast: Dark. Continued Mostly Dark, With Scattered Light By Midmorning.
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Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued mostly dark, with scattered light by
midmorning.
-- George Carlin
Related:
Light is useless without a dark to stick it in!
Dark, no light. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
To see the light, you have to be in the dark. -- The SpamPope
There are two types of dirt: The dark kind, which is attracted to light objects, and the light kind, which is attracted to dark objects.
You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in. -- Arlo Guthrie
Isn't tonight a school night?
-- Superman asks an interrogative of a traunt Robin -- in a tank in THE DARK KNIGHT FALLS...
How many gully dwarves -- does it take to change a light light bulb? You sure it's dark?
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity." -- George Carli
The sixties were good to you, weren't they? -- George Carli