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To laugh, if but for an instant only, has never been granted to man before the fortieth day from his birth, and then it is looked upon as a miracle of precocity.
-- Pliny the Elder (23-79 AD) -- Na...
To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of childre
o earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friend...
To laugh, to lie, to flatter, to face: Four ways in court to win man's grace. -- Roger Ascham
Told my girl I'd have to forget her. Rather buy me a new carburetor.
So she made tracks, saying this is the end, now. Cars don't talk back, they're just four-wheeled friends, now....
To lead the people, walk behind them. -- Lao-Tzu
To leave this keen encounter of our wits. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Richard III -- Act i, Sc.
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Toledo has an ordinance that prohibits throwing reptiles at another person.
To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. -- Ben Frankli
Tolerance is the apex of any civilization.
Tolerance is the virtue of the man without convictions. -- Chesterto

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