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To hold with the hare and run with the hound. -- John Heywood (c.
1565) -- Proverbes, Part i, Chap. x...
TOH: Take Operator Hostage
To IBM, 'open' means there is a modicum of interoperability among some of their equipment.
-- Harv Masterso...
Toil does not come to help the idle.
Toilet paper: another fine abrasive by 3M.
Toilet Paper supplied by John Wayne Toilet Inc. Our Motto
We're ruff and tuff, 'n' we don't take shit from nobody! -- Toilet graffiti...
Toilet paper will tear on any line but the perforated one.
Toilet Toup'ee, n.: Any shag carpet that causes the lid to become top-heavy, thus creating endless annoyance to male users.
-- Rich Hall, Snigle...
Toil to make yourself remarkable by some talent or other. -- Seneca
To impeach, type: DEL CLINTON.* DEL RODHAM.*

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