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To keep someone on their fins. -- Cliches for merfolk
To keep your friends, treat them kindly; to kill them, treat them often.
To kerke the narre from God more farre, Has bene an old-sayd sawe
And he that strives to touche a starre Oft stombles at a strawe....
To kill an enterprise, complain that nothing is ever published that interests you but never offer to write an article, make a suggestion, or find a writer.
-- Jean-Charles Terrassie...
To kill an enterprise, criticize the work of the organizers and members.
-- Jean-Charles Terrassie...
To kill an enterprise, don't do what has to be done yourself, but when the members roll up their sleeves and do their very best, complain that the group is run by a bunch of ego-trippers.
-- Jean-Cha...
To kill an enterprise, don't go to meetings. -- Jean-Charles Terrassie
To kill an enterprise, get mad if you are not a member of the committee, but if you are, make no suggestions.
-- Jean-Charles Terrassie...
To kill an enterprise, if you go to the meetings, arrive late. -- Jean-Charles Terrassie
To kill an enterprise, never think of introducing new members. -- Jean-Charles Terrassie

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