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To a Real Woman, every ejaculation is premature.
To a reasonable creature, that alone is insupportable which is unreasonable
but everything reasonable may be supported. -- Epictetus (c....
To argue with someone who has drunk too much is like having an argument with someone who isn't there.
To arms! to arms! ye brave! The avenging sword unsheathe!
March on! march on! all hearts resolved On victory or death!...
To arrive at perfection, a man should have very sincere friends or inveterate enemie
oast: 1. n. Any completely inoperable system or component, esp.
one that has just crashed and burned: "Uh, oh ....
TOASTER.COM - Insert bread in drive A: Press any key.
oaster: n. 1. The archetypal really stupid application for an embedded microprocessor controlle
often used in comments that imply that a scheme is inappropriate technology (but see {eleva...
To attack a man for talking nonsense is like finding your mortal enemy drowning in a swamp and jumping in after him with a knife.
-- Karl Poppe...
To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front of me, I struck the pedestrian.
-- Excerpt from insurance form....

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