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To avoid seeing a fool, break your mirror.
To avoid trouble, breathe through the nose; it keeps the mouth shut.
o a zeroth approximation: [from `to a first approximation'] A *really* sloppy approximatio
a wild guess. Compare {social science number}. -- The AI Hackers Dictionary...
Tobacco exports should be expanded aggressively because Americans are smoking less.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 1990 (reported by IPS, 8/14/92)...
Tobacco is a filthy weed, That from the devil does proceed
It drains your purse, it burns your clothes, And makes a chimney of your nose. -- B. Waterhouse...
Tobacco is the only drug in America that will kill you if it's taken as directed.
-- Dr. C. Everett Koop...
To be able to be caught up into the world of thought- that is being educated. -- Edith Hamilto
To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization, and at present very few people have reached this level.
-- Bertrand Russell...
To be absolutely certain about something, one must know everything or nothing about it.
-- Olin Mille...
To be a character who feels a deep emotion, one must go into the memory's vault and mix in a sad memory from one's own life.
-- Albert Finney...

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