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• Lisa: OW! Ooh, ow! Ooh! PE Teacher: [blows whistle] Lisa!
  We are playing dodge-ball here. The object of the game is to avoid the ball, by weaving or ducking out of its path....
• Bart: Come watch TV with me, Dad. We missed the first two episodes of "Cops", but if we hurry we can catch the last three.
  Homer: Aw, sorry Bart, Lisa and I are going out for a gelato....
• If you're a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else
  just pretend like you're eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball....
• Beware of that person who is slow to anger. For when it is long in coming, it stays longer and is warmer and dies not so easily.
  Abused patience is a very strong fuel for a fire not easily put out by any known means....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Harry, a golfing enthusiast if there ever was one, arrived home from the club to an irate, ranting wife.
  "I'm leaving you, Harry," his wife announced bitterly....
• Play ball: last 2 words of the U.S. national anthem at baseball games.
• The last two words of the Star-Spangled Banner are not "Play Ball!" -- Solomon Sho
• What's Irish and stays out all night? Pati O'furniture.