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The women pardon'd all except her face.
-- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto v, Stanza 113...
The women's movement. . . has proved women's own worst enemy. -- Susan Faludi
The women's uneven parallel bar event. I think I'm gonna be a little skeptical the next time a woman tells me I'm being too rough in bed.
I'm watchin' these girls bang their cervix off a frozen thea...
The Wonder Bra? Yeah, I got one for my beer-gut brother-in-law.
The wonderfull thing about Tiggers, is Tiggers are wonderfull things.
Thier tops are made out of rubber, thier bottoms are made out of springs....
The wonderful thing about a dancing bear is not how well he dances, but that he dances at all.
The wonders of the ages assembled for your edification, education, and enjoyment- for a price.
-- P. T. Barnum...
The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep.
-- Robert Frost, "Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening", 1923...
The Woody Allen virus Bypasses the mother board to corrupt the daughter boards.
-- New viruses on the block....
The word "bravery" is not in the Clinton dictionary.

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