The Women's Uneven Parallel Bar Event. I Think I'm Gonna Be A Little Skeptical The Next Time A Woman Tells Me I'm Being Too Rough In Bed.

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The women's uneven parallel bar event. I think I'm gonna be a little
skeptical the next time a woman tells me I'm being too rough in bed. I'm
watchin' these girls bang their cervix off a frozen theater rope at eighty
miles per hour. You don't see men in that event, okay?
-- Dennis Miller

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