Miscellaneous Collections

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The world is a madhouse, so it's only right it's patrolled by armed idiots. -- Brendan Beha
The world is a madhouse...that's why it makes sense.
The world is an 8000 mile in diameter spherical pile of shit.
The world is an enormous injustice. -- Jules Romai
The world is an old woman, that mistakes any gilt farthing for a gold coi
hereby being often cheated, she will henceforth trust nothing but the common copper. -- Carlyle...
The world is a powder keg, and I but a humble flame.
The world is a republic of mediocrities, and always was.
-- Thomas Carlyle (1795-1881) Scottish historian -- Letter to R. W. Emmerson (May 13, 1853)...
The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.
The world is a stage with no audience.
The world is a video game where you don't have another quarter.

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