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The Statistical Probability Of Being A Good Husband Is Equal To That Of Finding A Gorilla With Real Talent For Playing The Harp.
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The statistical probability of being a good husband is equal to that of
finding a gorilla with real talent for playing the harp.
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The best rebuttal to this kind of statistical argument came from the redoubtable John W.
Campbell: The laws of population growth tell us that approximately half the people who were ever born in the history of the world are now dead....
She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way a midget is good at being short.
-- Clive James, on Marilyn Monroe...
If a team is in a positive frame of mind, it will have a good attitude.
If it has a good attitude, it will make a commitment to playing the game right....
If a team is in a positive frame of mind, it will have a good attitude.
If it has a good attitude, it will make a commitment to playing the game right....
How come you are so good at finding excuses?
Sanity is not statistical.
All things being equal, you are bound to lose.
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. -- W.D. Gough