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These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me.
They'll only make you have shoe...
These are not books, lumps of lifeless paper, but minds alive on the shelves. -- Gilbert Highe
These aren't my colors! -- Q, "Deja Q," stardate 43539.1.
These aren't my shorts -- they bend.
These aren't my thoughts, they're my cat walking on the keyboard. -- Larry McVoy
These are only my opinions. You should see my convictions.
These are only my views, and I am proud of them.
These are the days of Miracle Whip and Wonder Bread.
These are the effects of doting age: vain doubts, and idle cares, and over caution. -- John Dryde
These are the pale deaths which men miscall their live
for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave....

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