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The scum also rises. -- Dr. Hunter S. Thompso
The seabird hater left no tern unstoned.
These activities have their own rules and methods of concealment which seek to mislead and obscure.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower (1960)...
The seafood in any restaurant is always fresh, even in Nebraska, if you ask before your order it.
The seal of truth is on thy gallant form, for none but cowards lie. -- Murphy
These are actually chunks of lung itself being coughed up.
I don't understand exactly what it is, but God has healed you right now....
These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm.
Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the p...
These are begot in the ventricle of memory, nourished in the womb of pia mater, and delivered upon the mellowing of occasion.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Love's Labour 's Lost -- Act iv, Sc....
These are Bill's. Yes, life's expensive.
These are DARK TIMES for all mankind's HIGHEST VALUES!
"These are DARK TIMES for FREEDOM and PROSPERITY!...
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