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These blokes need to be taught to respect their superiors. -- Gen. Cornwalli
The Second Amendment doesn't grant the right to keep and bear arms.
You already have that right. The Constitution just prohibits the government from taking it away from you....
The second best policy is dishonesty.
The Second Coming of Christ: vaporware, pre-announced by two millennia.
The Second Commandment for C programmers: Thou shalt not follow the NULL pointer, for chaos and madness await thee at its end.
-- Harry Spence...
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first.
By the second day you're off it. -- Jackie Gleaso...
The second law of thermodynamics implies that the expression "good news" is an oxymoron.
The second line of messages is confusion.
The Second Order Rule of Bureaucracy: The more directives you issue to solve a problem, the worse it gets.
-- Jack Robertso...

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