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There once was a master programmer who wrote unstructured programs.
A novice programmer, seeking to imitate him, also began to write unstructured programs....
There once was an old man from Esser, Who's knowledge grew lesser and lesser.
It at last grew so small, He knew nothing at all, And now he's a College Professor....
There once was a system called VMS Of cycles by no means abstemious.
It's chock full of hacks And runs on a VAX And makes my poor stomach all squeamious....
There ought to be a background check on purchasers of modems.
There ought to be an FAA requirement that crying babies have to go into the overhead compartment.
-- Bobby Slayto...
There ought to be a system of manners in every nation which a well-formed mind would be disposed to relish.
To make us love our country, our country ought to be lovely. -- Edmund Burke...
The repair man will never have seen a model quite like yours before. -- Murphy's Law No. 28
The reported resort to astrology in the White House has occasioned much merriment.
It is not funny....
The report of my death was an exaggeration. -- Mark Twai
The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated. -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)

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